Hello I'm Jordan. I am a girl who really loves reading and drawing. I love Homestuck,hetalia, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural and much more. I also want to be a physiologist when i'm older. If you need someone to talk to I'll listen. I ship a lot of stuff ! Please enjoy my blog :3

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Your favorite band according to the starsigns

thmmrs:

  • Aries - Fall Out Boy
  • Taurus - Fall Out Boy
  • Gemini - Fall Out Boy
  • Cancer - Fall Out Boy
  • Leo - Fall Out Boy
  • Virgo - Fall Out Boy
  • Libra - Fall Out Boy
  • Scorpio - Patrick Stump and the Fall Down Guys
  • Sagittarius - A bunch of emos
  • Capricorn - Maybe P!ATD but mostly Fall Out Boy
  • Aquarius - Fall Out Boy
  • Pisces - Pizza

rebelspyprincex:

marpalarp:

Joseph Fink is calling ALL the shots this morning >:)

I LOVE YOU JOSEPH FINK OH MY GOD

egodownsoulup:

unexplained-events:

Duan Qiongxiu from Suining, southwest China, discovered a snake with a foot growing out of its body.
"I woke up and heard a strange scratching sound. I turned on the light and saw this monster working its way along the wall using his claw."
Her reaction was to grab her shoe and beat it to death…probably not the best idea.Afterwards she preserved it in a bottle of alcohol.
SOURCE

This would be an example of an Atavistic structure. Who would have guessed I would actually use my biology lessons in real life?
Snakes evolved from legged reptiles, and they even still have hip bones, though normally no legs grow from them, but the genes are still there. If those genes are ‘reactivated’ you get odd structures like this. Other examples include teeth in chickens (birds descended from dinosaurs, like raptors!), and even some instances of leg-like structures in whales and dolphins.
I should take more Biology.

egodownsoulup:

unexplained-events:

Duan Qiongxiu from Suining, southwest China, discovered a snake with a foot growing out of its body.

"I woke up and heard a strange scratching sound. I turned on the light and saw this monster working its way along the wall using his claw."

Her reaction was to grab her shoe and beat it to death…probably not the best idea.
Afterwards she preserved it in a bottle of alcohol.

SOURCE

This would be an example of an Atavistic structure. 
Who would have guessed I would actually use my biology lessons in real life?

Snakes evolved from legged reptiles, and they even still have hip bones, though normally no legs grow from them, but the genes are still there. If those genes are ‘reactivated’ you get odd structures like this. Other examples include teeth in chickens (birds descended from dinosaurs, like raptors!), and even some instances of leg-like structures in whales and dolphins.

I should take more Biology.

Track: Natalie
Artist: Walk off the Earth (Cover)
Plays: 49650

thisiskindagross:

The good Lord better bless your soul
Cause I done already cursed your name
Don’t matter which way you go
Payback’s gonna come your way
You’ll be begging me please, please, please
And Imma look at you and laugh, laugh, laugh
While you sit there cry for me, cry for me, cry for me all night



I like this song, and I feel like they are the kind of people that would screw each other over in a heartbeat on petty things. IDK. Just a doodle strip with nothing to do with the comic.

Plays: 6196

thisiskindagross:

Someone told me to do it. I cannot be held accountable

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zoevioletbenson:

This was really damn cute, in the most effed up way she could’ve done it.

me: i hate boys! who needs a man???
me: *sees picture of cute boy*
me: i love boys! i need a man!!!
13 year old: I'm so old and cool!! I'm gonna be able to do so much in 3 years when I'm 16! Look how old and cool I am!! I'm not a child!! I can do everything on my own!
17 year old: I am very much a child and I am very scared about what my life is gonna be in the next few years someone please make me grilled cheese and tomato soup so i can sob into it
chickem:

this show is so important to me

chickem:

this show is so important to me

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

fuckingrecipes:

foxyplaydate:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS LISTEN UP.
YOU SEE THAT SHIT UP THERE THAT’S FUCKING CHOCOLATE LAVA CAKE
DO YOU WANT TO MAKE A CAKE COVERED IN HOT GOOEY CHOCOLATE FROSTING IN LESS THAN 15 MINUTES? 
THE CORRECT ANSWER IS A VIKING WAR CRY AS YOU CHARGE INTO BATTLE.
STEP 1: COMPLETE A VIRGIN SACRIFICE. (SATAN MUST BE PRESENT BECAUSE THIS CAKE IS SO DELICIOUS IT’S PROBABLY A SIN.)
STEP 2: PREPARE GENERIC BOX CAKE RECIPE ACCORDING TO BOX DIRECTIONS. BACK TO THE CLASSICS MOTHERFUCKER. MIX USING THE SPINE OF YOUR ENEMIES. 
STEP 3: POUR INTO A LARGE MICROWAVESAFE CONTAINER (LARGER THE BETTER, BUT IT NEEDS TO BE DEEPER THAN THE MARIANAS TRENCH FOR OPTIMAL LAVA)
STEP 4: TAKE A SMALL TUB OF GENERIC FROSTING FROM YOUR LOCAL SUPERMARKET OF SIN. SWIPE A MACHETE AROUND THE INSIDE OF THE TUB LOOSENING THE WHOLE TUB FROM THE SIDES AND PLOP INTO MIDDLE OF YOUR CAKE BATTER. DO NOT MIX. 
STEP 5: PUT INTO MICROWAVE FOR EIGHT MINUTES AND SET THE TABLE USING CHINA YOU RAIDED FROM WEAKER VILLAGES. 
STEP 6: REMOVE FROM MICROWAVE AND LET SIT FOR ABOUT THIRTY SECONDS. THIS IS BEST SERVED MOLTEN LAVA HOT ACCENTUATED WITH THE TASTE OF BLISTERS ON YOUR TONGUE. 
STEP 7: GET A SERVING DISH WITH A LIP THAT CURVES UPWARD SO LAVA DOES NOT OVERFLOW AND PLACE UPSIDE DOWN ON TOP OF CAKE AND FLIP OVER.
STEP 8: LIFT SLOWLY, COOKED CAKE WILL SIT ON PLATE AND LIQUID FROSTING WILL SPILL OVER SIDES. 
STEP 9: CELEBRATE WITH VICTORY SEX. 
STEP 10: EAT. 

IF YOU’RE ONE OF THOSE GORGEOUS FUCKERS WHO DON’T ACTUALLY LIKE SEX, YOU CAN SUBSTITUTE WITH AGGRESSIVE CUDDLING OR NEON-COLORED POST-IT NOTES FULL OF ADMIRATION FOR SOMEONE’S EXISTENCE. 

did fuckingrecipes just equalize this post for the asexual population gallifrey bless fuckingrecipes

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

fuckingrecipes:

foxyplaydate:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS LISTEN UP.

YOU SEE THAT SHIT UP THERE THAT’S FUCKING CHOCOLATE LAVA CAKE

DO YOU WANT TO MAKE A CAKE COVERED IN HOT GOOEY CHOCOLATE FROSTING IN LESS THAN 15 MINUTES? 

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS A VIKING WAR CRY AS YOU CHARGE INTO BATTLE.

STEP 1: COMPLETE A VIRGIN SACRIFICE. (SATAN MUST BE PRESENT BECAUSE THIS CAKE IS SO DELICIOUS IT’S PROBABLY A SIN.)

STEP 2: PREPARE GENERIC BOX CAKE RECIPE ACCORDING TO BOX DIRECTIONS. BACK TO THE CLASSICS MOTHERFUCKER. MIX USING THE SPINE OF YOUR ENEMIES. 

STEP 3: POUR INTO A LARGE MICROWAVESAFE CONTAINER (LARGER THE BETTER, BUT IT NEEDS TO BE DEEPER THAN THE MARIANAS TRENCH FOR OPTIMAL LAVA)

STEP 4: TAKE A SMALL TUB OF GENERIC FROSTING FROM YOUR LOCAL SUPERMARKET OF SIN. SWIPE A MACHETE AROUND THE INSIDE OF THE TUB LOOSENING THE WHOLE TUB FROM THE SIDES AND PLOP INTO MIDDLE OF YOUR CAKE BATTER. DO NOT MIX. 


STEP 5: PUT INTO MICROWAVE FOR EIGHT MINUTES AND SET THE TABLE USING CHINA YOU RAIDED FROM WEAKER VILLAGES. 

STEP 6: REMOVE FROM MICROWAVE AND LET SIT FOR ABOUT THIRTY SECONDS. THIS IS BEST SERVED MOLTEN LAVA HOT ACCENTUATED WITH THE TASTE OF BLISTERS ON YOUR TONGUE. 

STEP 7: GET A SERVING DISH WITH A LIP THAT CURVES UPWARD SO LAVA DOES NOT OVERFLOW AND PLACE UPSIDE DOWN ON TOP OF CAKE AND FLIP OVER.

STEP 8: LIFT SLOWLY, COOKED CAKE WILL SIT ON PLATE AND LIQUID FROSTING WILL SPILL OVER SIDES. 

STEP 9: CELEBRATE WITH VICTORY SEX. 

STEP 10: EAT. 

IF YOU’RE ONE OF THOSE GORGEOUS FUCKERS WHO DON’T ACTUALLY LIKE SEX, YOU CAN SUBSTITUTE WITH AGGRESSIVE CUDDLING OR NEON-COLORED POST-IT NOTES FULL OF ADMIRATION FOR SOMEONE’S EXISTENCE. 

did fuckingrecipes just equalize this post for the asexual population gallifrey bless fuckingrecipes

(Source: officialfolgers)